Episode 13--2 World-Famous Michaels, 30 Film-makers & Many, Many 'Scary' Sarah Palins in the Parks

So many chaotic & bizarre things going on these days across the country & the world...I can barely keep up.

Mostly, these things have been a blur...I've just been so busy these last few wks promoting, & helping to coordinate, the Baltimore Women's Film Festival ("BWFF"), I can focus on little else.

The BWFF is a really significant 4-day event coming up this week, from Thurs, Oct 23rd through Sun, Oct 26th. It will feature more than 100 very diverse films for women, &/or by women...over 30 fimmakers will attend, from the US, the Czech Reputblic & the UK. Tix are $10 pp, $80 for VIP pass; 50% of all sales go to benefit breast cancer survivors & research locally through the Johns Hopkins Avon Foundation Breast Center. (To hear a really cool, live interview w/ 3 of our filmmakers, visit our spot on the Mike-Michelle Blogtalk radio show here.)

The BWFF will also feature special events including a Live Music Showcase opening night (10/23) with stand-out local Batimore singer/ songwriters Acacia Sears, Ellen Cherry, & Dionne; parties; a silent auction; and a book signing & sushi reception on Fri, 10/24 with world-acclaimed actress/ playwright Lynn Redgrave.

I've been so busy promoting this film fest lately, I've missed a lot of impt local events. Including the 2 Bmore celebrations in Towson & at Fort McHenry in early Oct for our larger-than-life Olympian & hometown hero, Michael Phelps.

Although I have not lately run across Phelps, or any other Olympians, I did happen across a 'literary' locally-based celebrity, also named Michael, a couple of wks ago on a train ride btwn Bmore & NY. When I met him, Michael Kimball, an internationally-known writer who's been getting a lot of critical acclaim for his third novel, Dear Everybody, was heading out for a reading at a book festival in NYC.

Michael K--a stand-up, friendly guy who helped me hoist my luggage onto the overhead bin of the Amtrak--also co-hosts the 510 Reading Series, held every 3rd Sat at Minas Gallery & Boutique, in Hampden. And Michael K. recently wrote his first screenplay...check out the trailer for the movie about people who smash things ("I WILL SMASH YOU") here.

Speaking of people who SMASH things, & other creatures who do equally scary stuff: Halloween is fast approaching. So are two cool, 'ghoulishly'-inspired park events, the Great Halloween Lantern Parade on Sat, 10/25th, starting 7 PM in Patterson Park, & ZooBoo on Fri, Oct 24-Sun, Oct 26th at the MD Zoo in Druid Hill Park.

Since I will be at the Baltimore Women's Film Festival throughout most of Thurs, Oct 23rd-Sun, Oct 26th, I will probably miss them.

Hopefully, some of you will get some good pics & vids for me. Really, I wonder if Bmore will have seen anything quite so strange as so many Sarah Palinesque look-a-likes as I expect to be parading this wkend in Patterson and Druid Hill Parks, this Halloween. Brrr! Just imagining it gives me the chills...

Copyright 2008 by Lois

This week's pic, taken at last yr's 'Media Sprout Fest,' in 'witchy' Leakin Park, comes courtesy of long-time community artist/ activist, photographer, special effects desinger/coordinator and GreenCityBaltimore co-founder Doug Retzler. In it, I am peering through a kaleidoscope from a 'Kaleidoscope Tree' which Doug created for the event.

I call Leakin Park a 'witchy' park, since it was the set of the film Blair Witch 2--Book of Shadows, for which Doug coordinated special effects some 10 or so yrs ago....And also the site of so many 'enchanted' art events & cool happenings today.

This year's Media Sprout Fest, which took place yesterday, 10/18, actually featured a high-tech 'kaleidoscope' demonstration by the 'artsy,' DC-based magician, David London. It also featured sundial demonstrations of Doug's, and a host of performances by many talented, multi-media artists.

It took place amidst the backdrop of 'Art on the Trail,' an environmentally-sensitive art exhibit featured in Leakin Park through 11/22. For directions to Leakin Park, click here. I expect to link to photos, & perhaps some video, from this yr's Media Sprout Fest soon.

Episode 12-- 'LoisLife' Blog-Blues, in Bawlmore & Beyond...

...I just got back to B-town last Wed after being away on a biz trip to Toledo, OH for over a month.

'Sitcom-style' bloggers aren't supposed to succumb to the blues, I know. Fact is, though, I really HATED being so long away from home & the city I love.

When I got back, I spent 3 days just running to music events, and visiting with friends. Then on Mon I sort of collapsed for a while and cried...After all that time away, I guess I was feeling a bit displaced, dispirited, and generally run-down.

But this very 'musically-inspired,' California-based artist/ writer friend of mine, Wayne Wolfson, just made me this lovely 'LoisBlueCity' pastel (featured above left), and it really has helped cheer me up. The city is supposed to be Seattle, not Bmore, according to Wayne, but the green 'L' on the door really does stand for 'Lois' (or so he claims)...

....It also cheers me to think that though I have been away a while from both Bmore & blogging, this Blog, and some of my Blogstars, are starting to become better known...In July, for example, this Blog and one of its 'LL Blogstars,' Alex, were featured on a pretty noteworthy--and wickedly funny--celebrity gossip blog out of the UK ("Madame Arcati").

So while my Blogstars may not yet be cultural icons of 'Michael Phelpsian' proportions quite, we are starting to get some out-of-town (and even international) press...

I did catch a couple of super-cool, super-artsy 'Bawlmorean' events right before I left town BTW, at the very end of July.

At Artscape, several good friends & I enjoyed Joan Jett's live Saturn Stage concert, and also the Paul Taylor Dance Company's performance, immensely. Check out this really great up-close shot of Joan I found on Flickr (my own camera doesn't zoom like this!), and the cool YouTube vid someone uploaded of her singing "Crimson & Clover."

I especially loved the Cab Calloway / Billie Holiday Vocal Competition, at which the lovely Tia Dae (1st place winner- B.H. Competition) and my friend, Baltimore's own Sujay Pathak, truly stole the show (I thought so, anyway, though Sujay placed 2nd in the C.C. competition for the 2nd yr in a row). If you're a Bmore local, Sujay performs live regularly Sat nights at Joe Squared Pizza (7-9 PM) in its Station North District, check his schedule out here.

Most of my Artscape pics sucked, but this very talented artist/ photographer I met, Dorret Oosterhoff, took some really great ones, esp of a few of the Cab Calloway & Billie Holiday vocalists. (Dorret's also a pretty accomplished quiltmaker & teacher...you can learn some more about Dorret & visit her wonderful quilts here.)

Just before I left for Ohio, I ALSO caught the live WTMD taping of Caleb Stine's (country/ folk artist) and Salim's (hip hop artist) awesome collaborative performance at the 8 x 10 on 7/26. The show was part of WTMD's "Baltimore Music Project," the remarkable brainchild of Baltimore Unsigned's host Sam Sessa...visit these links to learn more.

From that time on (7/28-just recently) I was mostly away in Toledo, OH, getting by as well as I could...I don't want to be too "down" on Toledo: the city really has the most beautiful "riverfront view" (some Bmore architects were hired to help create this), and it retains many cool features of the magnificent, artsy city it once was (& hopefully will soon be again).

Still, its downtown can feel pretty deserted & dreary often enough, esp to an exiled, homesick Bawlmorean...so I could kinda relate to this dreary downtown-Toledo inspired tune which John Denver penned & recorded some time ago.

I did return briefly over 8/23-8/24 wkend, long enough to mellow out at the Baltimore Songwriters Association's summer showcase at the beautiful Lurman Woodland Theatre in Catonsville, hearing some of my favorite local musicians, Kate Maguire, Sahffi, Sarah Pinsker & The Stalking Horses sing as evening settled in among the trees...

And I arrived home for good mid-last week, just in time for my friend Ed Neenan's ("e.joseph" of the "e.joseph and the Phantom Heart" band) fabulous "All The Medicine in the World" CD release party at Sonar last Fri (8/29), and the awesome line-up of bands he put together too...David Daniel, FFHH, & Red This Ever.

Visit these bands' sites & check 'em out, they're all quite cool...I'm givin' out free "LoisLife" points too if you can guess which band's lead singer incorporates balloon tricks (helium sucking included) into the show. Redeemable of course at a "LoisLife" rest stop near you... ;)

Copyright 2008 by Lois

Actually I'm super-excited about some pretty huge local music events coming up in the next few days/ wks:

This Fri night (9/5) at 7 PM at the 8 x 10, is a benefit concert for Susie Mudd (much-beloved editor of the 20-yr old publication 'Music Monthly', and a great supporter of local music)...Susie recently weathered a triple-bypass and is recovering well. A couple of local bands/musicians, incl a friend of mine, Clarissa, will be performing. Tix $15.

Also upcoming is Fools & Horses' "I Am the Ghost" CD release party, 9/13 at the Recher Theatre, in Towson (a Bmore 'burb)...F & H is a really phenomenal band, a National Starbucks CD Winner, winner of 3 WAMMIES, a regular on WTMD and a really good "LoisLife" friend...Tix $10 pp can be purchased here.

Fast-approaching is the Baltimore Music Conference (9/17-9/20), Bmore's huge music event at which over 100 bands and DJs will be showcased at venues across the city. All-access badges, passes & showcase tix can be purchased in advance here...

The BMC includes many"LoisLife"-friendly musicians & bands (Artherius Johnson, e.joseph and the Phantom Heart, Ellen Cherry, Gary B & the Notions, Michele McTierney, The Bad Influence Band, to name a few), & many more who will become such, I daresay. For full line-up, visit here, & visit their MySpace for more info & updates.

Episode 11--Summer-Hons, Film Stars & Artists Attack!!!

Summer's rolled around, and again I've gotten really behind in blogging (2 months behind, I'm ashamed to say).

Aaargh....Sorry. Wish I were better at keeping up. Like everyone else here in Bmore, I'm constantly juggling. ...Not half as successfully as many of the local artists, musicians, leaders & activists I admire, unfortunately.

I've had some cool experiences in 'indie, artsy Bmore,' though I don't know I'd call them 'sitcom-inspired adventures' per se.

Met John Waters briefly at the MD Film Fest in early May, and "snapped" him with one of my Blogstars, Alex (Episode 6). Hung out at Honfest with a couple of friends recently, though Waters himself was boycotting.

And I dropped in on a couple of local poetry and music events, and met some new poets and musicians along the way. ...All in all, I'd describe this time as pretty peaceful. A little break from all the weird drama I've faced earlier this year which, no doubt, will do me a world of good.

Still, this is Bmore--the place where mischief and strange occurrences reign supreme--so I will not get too used to the lull.

They just started filming the big Zellwegger movie, "My One and Only," here in Btown two weeks ago. While I haven't yet run into the film's cast [Sex & the City's heart-throb "Mr. Big" (Chris Noth) among them, and I heard Kevin Bacon just signed up too] or crew, filming runs through July so there's still plenty of time for that.

Plus, there's bound to be tons of locals and out-of-towners, far more intriguing and strangely seductive than any Hollywood filmstars or crew, showing up at our world-renowned summer arts events, of that I'm sure.

Artscape, "America's largest free public arts festival," fast approaching on July 18-20th, is sure to draw plenty; and the "Baltimore Erotic Arts Festival" (July 1-31st) at The Load of Fun Gallerie is sure to attract more such folk, too.

I'll keep my eyes and ears open, and report back more frequently, now that summer's on. If you're a veteran of Bawlmorean artsy-inspired summer strangeness, you'll stay wary & alert, too!

Copyright 2008 by Lois

The lovely "Hons" in this episode's pic (exhibiting their won'erful sense of kitchy "Hon-style" on the Avenue June 15th during Honfest, of course) are Jeannie, Kathy, and Cheryl (clockwise from left).

To view more cool pics incl the one I snapped of John Waters and my friend and Blogstar Alex (Episode 6) at the May 2nd airing of his FilmFest pick at The Charles, visit my LoisLife photosets on Flickr.

Alex, a wonderful local actress, performs next in Nonstop Realism. The play, part of the Baltimore Playwrights Festival & billed as "an evening on nonsense no-nonsense humor," shows at the Strand Theatre, 1823 N. Charles Street, from July 17th-Aug 3rd. The BPF runs now through Aug 31 at various local theatres. It showcases plays by Maryland and Washington, DC playwrights (NR is by Bmore playwright Tim Paggi).

This wkend Bmore hosts the African American Heritage Festival, and about a zillion other things. To keep up with it all this summer, follow the LL Fun Tips on the right side of my blog. Check the "Favorite Bmore Social, Networking, & Event-Planning Groups/ websites" links a bit farther down, too.

Tomorrow night (Fri, June 27th) at 9 PM, I'll be at El Rancho Grande, a coffeehouse in Hampden (3608 Falls Road, Baltimore), for a live music event with wonderfully gifted Bmore musician (and LL friend/ Blogstar) Ellen Cherry. Ellen will be performing with two terrific out-of-town musicians she discovered at a songwriting event in Wisconsin, Chris Simmons (UK) and Danielle Gasparro (NYC). To learn more, go to the Baltimore Live Music Meetup site.

On Sunday, June 29th, from 4-6 pm, I'll be at Joe Squared Pizza and Bar, 133 W. North Avenue (across from The Load of Fun) for a musical tribute to Jonathan Gorrie. He was the Bobwhites' guitarist, and only 38 when he died recently and quite unexpectedly of what appears to have been a heart attack.

Jonathan was much loved, and will be deeply missed. To learn more about Jon, view the Friends of Jonathan Gorrie Blog set up in his memory; his bio; and the obit in the Baltimore Sun.

Sadly, John Waters (Jr.)'s father passed away recently, too. John Waters, Sr. was 91 when he died.

"He made us always feel safe," John Waters, Jr., said of his Dad, who founded a commercial fire-extinguisher business, and won a Lifetime Achievement Award from the National Association of Fire Equipment Distributors, a group he helped found. "Is that not the most important thing a parent could do for his children?" To view the full obit, click here.

Episode 10- Out of the Watersian Shadows & Into The Light!

As you might have guessed from my last Blog (Episode 9--Springtime in Baltimore, Springtime at Last!), lately I had been feeling that the absurdist, "Watersian" and "Seinfeldian" elements in my life had gotten more than a bit out-of-hand.

When I left town for a very brief overnight visit in NYC two weekends ago, before staying with my folks a few days in Rockland County, NY, I saw this as my big chance to briefly escape such things.

Silly me. I should have recognized that in a place like NYC, avoiding "Seinfeldian" or "Watersian" elements would be a nearly impossible thing for a strange artsy chic like myself to do. Really, how ridiculous--who could escape Seinfeld's spirit in NYC? Plus, what with the two Waters productions running also on Broadway (both "Cry-Baby" and "Hairspray") these days, John Waters' influence is pervasive there too.

Here was my first sign: a block away from a dinner party in the Village for one of my closest friends, I practically stumbled across the set of a new Woody Allen movie-in-the-making starring Larry David (co-creator, head writer & exec producer of Seinfeld, and creator & star of the Seinfeldian HBO show Curb Your Enthusiasm, for those of you who don't know).

If I really wanted to miss the Seinfeldian-inspired absurdities almost sure to follow, that would have been my cue to skip the party and head for my hotel. Or at least, cut out before the start of the comedy show I was to drop in on thereafter, at which a friend was scheduled to perform.

But I have never, in my life, deliberately skipped a friend's party; nor have I ever willingly missed a performer-friend's show. So really, I do not see what I could have done to avoid a sequence of super-"Seinfeldian" strangeness that did, thereafter, unravel before my eyes.

Even so, it has taken me a while to recover from the NYC stuff.

For a while to be honest, since returning to Baltimore, I have been laying low. Meanwhile, people all around me had been reporting "John Waters" sightings for weeks. In the last few days, these have been increasing to a fever pitch. And lately, so many folks I meet, hang out, or work on community projects with seems to be inextricably entwined not merely in my life, but also in JW's.

I have reason to be cautious. One might say that this is a sort of "Witching Hour for Watersian-inspired weirdness." This period, which started I'd say around April 22nd (John Waters' birthday), lasting at least through the end of Maryland Film Fest (which kicks off Thurs, May 1st & ends Sun, May 4th) is surely when JW's weird influence here is strongest - and when Baltimore is sure to be at its most bizarre.

Well, I have decided I must not hide from my strange Blog-life, or JW's legacy, or from "zany" Baltimore's influence generally, anymore. I could try hibernating at home, but I doubt it would do much good. Somehow, I think, Baltimorean, "Watersian"-inspired strangeness would find me, even hiding under the bed.

And no matter what, I would not miss the Maryland Film Fest for anything.

So I have decided: I will throw caution to the wind.

Rather than hiding, I will meet JW on his own turf: when he presides over his favorite film pick at The Charles Theatre on Friday for the FilmFest. It will be, appropriately enough, Story of Women, a "provocative" French film.

To mark the occasion, I will have with me a sort of posse of some of my favorite gal-pals & female Blog-Superstars. And we will meet and talk with JW, I suspect, of this strange legacy he has passed on to us, and also I would guess of many other queer and peculiar 'Watersian' happenings too.

All in all, I am quite sure the experience will be both Super-Blogworthy & Superstrange.

So please buy your tix early and stop by if you can. And definitely, keep "tuning" in for many more strange, weird, & zany 'Watersian' & 'Seinfeldian' adventures in & around 'artsy, grassrootsy, socially oriented Bmore' to come.

Copyright 2008 by Lois

The pic, as I mentioned, is one a friend took on 4/18 in NYC of Woody Allen directing his new (yet unnamed) movie starring Larry David. We celebrated & drank much wine at my friend Kal's birthday at Le Belle Vie (a really nice, & very reasonably-priced restaurant in the Village) while WA continued to direct & shoot the film about a block away.

So much is going on here in Baltimore right now. I will only try to mention a few important things coming up in the next few days.

First & foremost, there is Maryland's FilmFest. It kicks off with an opening shorts program, hosted by Bmore film legend Barry Levinson, tomorrow night (Thursday, May 1st).

Friday, May 2nd, movies run from 11 AM to 10:30 PM in three locations (Charles Theatre, UB Student Center, & MICA Brown Center) in Mt. Vernon, Baltimore. John Waters will be there to present his "film pick" at The Charles, which will be shown starting at 7 PM. I was there last year for his last pick; that film was phenomenal, and John was charming, easy-going, and incredibly funny. So I have high expectations for this Fri. Buy your tix in advance, I would be surprised if they didn't sell out. Ticket cost: $10.

More wonderful films run Sat & Sunday May 3-4th. To check shedule, view film descriptions, and order tix, go to the MD Film Fest main site. For reviews and more info, visit The City Paper's spread here.

Other big weekend things on my radar:

1) Fri, May 2nd - Sat, May 3rd (11 AM - 8 PM both days) is Flowermart, as usual at Mt. Vernon around the Washington Monument, Baltimore's 91st! For more details see the main site. Stop by & see my GreenCityBaltimore partner Doug Retzler's Paisley Green Roof display at Parks & People's Urban Forest (S of the Washington Monument).

2) Fri, May 2nd (7-10 pm)- "Bicycle/ tricycle art" & live music event at Velocipide Bike Project Opening Reception. "A Study of The Trike" at 4 Lanvale Street, Baltimore. (Exhibit runs May 2-25th.) With performances by Yeveto & Orion Rigel Dommissee. $5 Donation suggested. More info at: http://www.velocipedebikeproject.org/

3) Baltimore's 10th Kinetic Sculpture Race- Sat, May 3rd - race starts with opening ceremonies at the American Visionary Art Museum, on the shore of Baltimore’s Inner Harbor in central Maryland. The eight-hour race covers 15 miles—mostly on pavement, but also including a trip into the Chesapeake Bay and through mud and sand.

4) Sat, May 3rd (10 am - 6 pm) & Sun, May 4th (10 am - 2 pm) - Rock Fight Against Lymphoma & Leukemia - 25 bands - music/ charity event at Huckas at 2324 Boston Street, MD. For more info see: http://www.myspace.com/rockfightpattersonpark (note, event venue no longer at Patterson Park anymore). Donations (I think of $10 pp) recommended.

5) Sat, May 3rd (7 pm) - Baltimore Songwriter's Association showcase of recently released juried CD "Songs from a Charmed City" - a Baltimore Live Music Meetup event at the Unitarian Unviersalists of Fallston! For more info or to sign up, click here.

**Check out our Flickr photos of Doug Retzler's "Visions of a Healthy City" Chalk-In project, one of his & GreenCityBaltimore's contributions to Baltimore's Ecofest (soon to be added to our photo sets here).

GreenCityBaltimore sponsored this to publicize Doug's "Art in Common/ Art for GreenSpaces" initiative, to build support for various eco-friendly & sustainable art projects in parks throughout Baltimore City. More info will be available in the future at www.artincommon.org . Upcoming GreenCityBaltimore events & "green" Baltimore info available at http://www.greencitybaltimore.org/ .

Ecofest on Sat, April 26th was HUGE this year BTW, thanks to all of the GreenWeek organizers, volunteers, participants & sponsors for making it such a great success! Baltimore Green Week events continue through Friday, May 2nd. More details at http://www.baltimoregreenweek.org/ .

Episode 9- Springtime in Bmore, Springtime at Last! ;)

If you're one of my five fervid "LoisLife" fans, you may have noticed I've gotten a bit off-track in my Blogging of late.

Won't go into it much. ...Let's just say that a few weeks ago one of my earliest considered LL Blog characters told me something that surprised me, and for a while I was reeling a bit.

Actually the circumstances of my peculiar little melodramatic, romantic detour struck me as being (yup, you guessed it!) of a particularly "Seinfeldian-Meets-John Watersian" sort. Since I value the curiosity of my 5 loyal LL fans above anything, I did try to capture all this in a Blog.

But I'm afraid there are times when even my (seemingly) cleverly crafted LL stories do not quite meet with a potential Blog-character's approval, and this was simply one of those times. So for now we will simply have to call this one of my lost LL episodes--to be released, perhaps, at a later date.

Quite honestly, for the last few weeks, it has been a bit of "touch-and-go" situation for me, a bit "heavy" to tell the truth. Thankfully, though, 2 things have conspired to lighten the load.

The first is my discovery of the wonderful songs of Parkville's (a Bmore suburb) Ellen Cherry. She has this wonderful song called "Superhero" especially which I have quickly grown to love.

Another is the realization that it is Springtime in Baltimore--Springtime, at last!

Always during this time, many "green" and new things spring up which make my eyes water, my nose run, and my throat itch.

Still it is a pleasure to see all of these wonderful things growing and sprouting, even in formerly barren and dark places in Baltimore, & in the too-long abandoned recesses of the heart.

Now I could be cynical and self-mocking, in the grand old Bawlmorean tradition, a tradition I understand.

After too many years of waiting, hard to "buy into" all the city-sponsored promises and sloganeering: at words ("Believe") and phrases suspended in cyberspace, on billboards, on buildings, even the sometimes rickety or collapsing city bench.

Yet for all that we Bawlmoreans (the old residents and the new) may be tempted to view each new promise of improvement with the old accustomed cynicism, I will say this: Baltimore is not merely "green" in experience. She is also, relatively speaking, a very young city yet.

Truly she has had many stumbles and halts. In her recent past--and still today--she has borne, and continues to bear, more than her share of scars and indignities, suffering and wounds.

But always she is brilliantly creative, and above all surprisingly resillient, no matter what.

And just now I see her, as I see myself, emerging as if after a long sleep prepared for a new beginning, and indeed, in the full strength and creative flowering of her youth.

There are two videos I seem unable to stop playing, both because they make me laugh and because they lighten my heart.

...And also because they whisper that so many of us regular Baltimoreans are only just now charting for ourselves--and for our city too--a strange and magical and wonderful new course.

The first video is from John Waters' Hairspray, it kicks off to the tune "Good Morning Baltimore." The one I've linked is from the Hairspray production currently running on Broadway.

You'll find it right now also on my LL MySpace. Come "friend" me if you haven't already! If you visit now, you'll also hear my friend Woody's "Save the World" song there too. ...This is a cool tune which Woody's also started performing recently at his concerts at various locations about town.

The second video is of Sonny and Cher singing their big break-out hit "I Got You Babe" at the start of their career. This pair was, from the start, as unlikely & eccentric as any characters Waters cast in any of his movies. And where their careers went later [Sonny's to big-time national politics shortly before his tragic skiing accident, Cher's to super-stardom on a global scale] neither they, nor Waters himself, could possibly have predicted, much less dreamed up.

And actually, Sonny was cast in Waters' first Hairspray movie. So he can properly be called a 'Watersian' LL Baltimore Blogstar too.

But mostly this second video leads me to think of one or another peculiar Bmore pairing of talented eccentric visionaries, the kinds of strange, fortuitous and friendly partnerships upon which the joy and redemption and hope of a city like ours is built.

Copyright 2008 by Lois

Soon it will be Ecofest, in Druid Hill Park (April 26th) & Baltimore Green Week (April 25th-May 2nd)! To learn about exciting upcoming Ecofest & BGW events go to www.greencitybaltimore.org & www.baltimoregreenweek.org. I will be looking for volunteers for our GreenCityBaltimore table. Email me at Lois@Loislife.com if you'd like to help out!

The photo was taken not in Bmore, but in nearby Washington, DC. The truck-borne quote is by Itzah C. Kret, otherwise known as "The Phantom Planter," a Washington, DC artist, children's poet, environmental activist & dreamer, who has lived a life as varied & fascinating as any of the fantastical visionary artists showcased now or ever at the American Visionary Art Museum ("AVAM").

AVAM is simply my all-time favorite museum in the world. Its next big event is the Kinetic Sculpture Race to be held Sat, 5/3. Volunteers needed now. Contact jamie@avam.org or call 410.244.1900 to sign up.

Plenty of events in Bmore to celebrate April as National Poetry Month. Check out esp the 3rd yr Anniversary Party at Load of Fun on Fri 4/18; Minas Gallery's Poetry Month Celebration Sun, 4/20 at 4 PM; & Zelda's Inferno's next Open Mic night Tues, 4/29 at 2640 St. Paul. For more poetry info, visit the Poetry in Baltimore site, MD Open Mic site, Baltimore Fun Guide, and Baltimore-Localist.

On Sat, April 12th, from approx 8 PM & thereafter I will be at the Women Rock! concert at Load of Fun (this is a LadyFest Baltimore event; see the CityPaper article about LadyFest Baltimore here). Ellen Cherry is one of the wonderful "lady" musicians featured. Same night, same location is the Doll Project Fundraiser for the MD House of Ruth. Stop by on the 1st floor btwn 6-10 pm to catch it.

On Sun, April 13th, I will be at the Women's K.I.S.S. Event at the Creative Alliance at the Patterson (also as a Bmore Live Music Meetup) at 3 PM. Sahffi, whom I've blogged about before, will be among the musicians performing.

If you are a woman looking to fulfill your wildest business dreams in our wonderfully woman-dominated city, join me at the "Today's Business Woman III Conference" on Fri, April 25th at The Radisson Cross Keys. More conference details at the "Bmore4Her Online Resource" site.

Exciting news for Baltimore & for LoisLife: On April 14th, a new Bmore focused publication of the Baltimore Sun Media Group called 'b' and its online counterpart 'bthesite' kicks off! Among other things, the new publications will work with WTMD--and us--to further promote local music. Look to find 'LoisLife' content, photos & links on http://www.bthesite.com/ in the future.

Final plug: WHAM CITY, a Bmore artist, music & production "collective" phenom which started as a bunch of dreamy eyed kids from SUNY-Purchase, recently moved to a new location. Check out their MySpace for upcoming event info. Also see the Baltimore City Paper article & the Wikipedia piece to learn more about what these dreamers have created.

Episode 8- Missing Baltimore, Finding Displaced Souls of NY Friends

On Wed night I dropped in on David Morreale to catch him at the "open mic" he hosts regularly at Ryan's Daughter, a great casual-but-upscale roomy Irish restaurant/bar in Belvedere Square.

David is the musician who plays the third song in my "LoisLife Baltimore Blogshow Playlist" (found to the right of this episode), titled "Missing Baltimore."

Unlike many of the sadly-themed songs with "Baltimore" in their titles highlighted in a recent article by Sam Sessa of the Baltimore Sun, and discussed by local HFS DJs Kirk and Mark next day, David's focuses not on Baltimore's too-obvious problems, but on his vast love for Baltimore and his longing to return during much-regretted absences, to which sentiments I strongly relate.

In meeting David I found, to my surprise, that he quite vividly resembled--both in looks and in personality--one of my oldest, and closest friends from New York, a very talented musician and all-around "renaissance man" Kal.

This was so startling and unexpected that I had to remind myself not to stare. Before he performed, we hung out some and talked and I noticed so many eerie similarities not only in his mannerisms but the kinds of stories he told and the jokes he made, right down to the occasional whimsically-crafted fib. Really these things put me so much in mind of my friend Kal, I would have found his presence positively unnerving were he not so funny and 'Kal-lishly' easy-going, too.

Then he sang and strummed some tunes including the 'Missing Baltimore' one, alternating both humorous and romantic themes and tales along with the songs, and this was also so very 'Kal-like' at times I wondered if this were not all a dream, and I were not somehow magically transported North to a small coffeeshop in Allendale, NJ (Beantown, where Kal regularly plays) rather than a largish Baltimorean Irish brew pub.

Now this would all have seemed strange enough, even without any premonition that I would experience something strangely similar two nights later, at Tony Calato's "Tony Unplugged" show at Tyson's Tavern. I came out to the show that night with my cousin Lori and friends and new acquaintances from the recently-formed 'Charm City Social Club' Meetup group, which had gathered quite a large mass of people actually to see and hear Tony perform.

I had met Tony at least twice before and recognized something warmly-familiar in him, but it was only while hearing him sing and strum his guitar for the first time that I realized, quite suddenly, just what it was.

The thing of it was, Tony reminded me of another of my very close, musical friends from New York--actually, a close friend of Kal's and mine both--Brian, who is also a comedian often enough (and sometimes a trickster, and a skilled impressionist too), though at other times, I have often thought, the far dreamier, more contemplative one.

The longer I watched and observed Tony, both during his performance and during the ride back in one of the organizer's cars (he treated us to many colorful expressions of his appreciation for an unfortunate towing incident involving his car, which forced him to 'hitch' a ride along with us too)--the more I felt, however unlikely, that I was in the company somehow of one of my oldest and most fiercely loyal childhood friends.

Now this is just one of those 'Seinfeldian' and also 'Watersian' circumstances that I really could not--and still can not--for the life of me, explain. That is, how it should fall out that I would meet up with two very new Baltimorean musician-acquaintances, in the space of a week, seemingly possessed with the spirits and essences of two of my closest, long-time New York friends.

For Kal and Brian have, for the longest time, been the 'Jerry' and 'George' to my 'Elaine,' and though I have been many places and met many people in the years since high school, this sort of thing has really never happened before.

In the sobering light of a Monday morning, I am not quite sure what it all means. Except I think that it may have something to do with the strange vortex I have opened as I burrow more deeply into the crevices of this very peculiar town and its local music-and-arts scene.

Copyright 2008 by Lois

The pic is of some folks I snapped at yesterday's Baltimore St. Paddy's Day Parade as I headed across Mt. Vernon Square to drag my poor exercise-deprived body to the gym.

More Bmore St. Paddy's Day Parade pics, and also some I took of historic and picturesque buildings on my south-bound walk to my gym on Cathedral Street Sunday (to avoid the crowds), can be viewed at the Lois.Life Flickr account or by clicking here. You can also see the photos I uploaded from the City Paper's Cosmic Cocktail Party March 6th (that incredible orgy of fun, food, drink & dance for only $30-what an incredibly smashing deal!), link to this set is here.

Tonight (Mon, March 17th) I will be at my friend Woody Lissauer's St. Paddy's Day concert at Tyson's Tavern, 2112 Fleet Street. I will be there as the Assistant Organizer for the Baltimore Live Music Meetup btwn 8:30 pm- 12 am, if you come by please be sure to stop by and say 'hi!'

Guess what?! LoisLife is now on MySpace! Find many of your favorite local Baltimore musicians, performers, and other favorite "LoisLife" characters right here! Check out pics, profiles, music, videos, concert dates & more. Don't forget to "friend" us, say "hi," & send us more cool, fun, creative ideas! ;)

Episode 7- Rollin' in to Work with Dirty Marty

On my ride in to work via MARC train Tues morning, I met the Charm City Roller Girls' announcer, 'Dirty Marty.'

This is the name with which he introduced himself, without a touch of irony. He was easy to spot, in his 'Roller Girls' jacket actually.

He seemed genuinely puzzled when I asked for a name that was a bit less 'stagey.' Only with some reluctance did he allow that I might call him 'just Marty.'

This is something I rather love about Baltimore actually. Here it is nothing unsual for our performers and 'non-performing civilians' alike, to identify themselves both 'on' and 'off set' with names such as 'Trixie' and 'Sahffi' and 'JAR Horseman' and 'Teporah/ 'Tepi' and 'Woody' and, yes, 'Dirty Marty.'

These are not necessarily all names given at birth, but they are not quite 'stage names' either.... They are names worn as comfortably about Btown by their owners as a favorite pair of jeans, and every bit as casually.

Actually I pondered this interesting & peculiar 'Baltimorean naming' custom while at the Roller Derby two Sundays ago, at the 5th Regiment Armory with my cousin Lori. I was watching the Roller Derby gals skimming across the rink, when I felt a touch of jealousy.

Who could blame me for envying them? They were so visibly enthusiastic and carefree--plus so wonderfully absorbed in their 'body-slamming' activities.

And those names, printed in the Roller Girls' brochure and announced by 'Dirty Marty,' struck me particularly: 'Rosie the Rioter' and 'Pixie Rocket;' 'Cheeta Torpeda' and 'Harly Go Hardly.' The names said it all, they so vividly & perfectly announced the Roller Girls' identities.

"Can't I have an alter-ego?" I complained to my cousin. "Why shouldn't I have my own cool, body-slamming name, and identity?"

True to form, Lori just laughed, and rolled her eyes at me. "You don't need an alter-ego," she said. "You're already a character. There's only one Lois. ...Thank goodness."

I tried to hold on to my delusions a while longer, but it was no good. Had to admit, there's really no point--my character, I guess, is pretty well-formed already, and my name kind of 'fused' onto it too. Trying to separate them at this point would seem a rather fruitless endeavor.

I suppose, all is not lost--I do feel, these days, that special 'Bawlmorean' magic clinging to my name, as it seems to be also infecting my life and, indeed, my Blog-life-stories.

So maybe I really have no need for a more quirky, Bawlmorean-sounding moniker. Perhaps there is enough of the 'quirky Baltimorean' in me, without it--so adding on would be simply even more silly.

The woman in the pic is "Linda" in real life, "Virtual Linda" in her website & Blog. I just met her Wed but can tell she must be as fun, creative & colorful as her glasses. Linda is the 3rd person I've blogged about who has seen or met John Waters recently as he strolled through Hampden.

The pic was taken in Ryan's Daughter, this wonderful Irish restaurant/ pub which is a great live music/ performance venue. Every Wed night it has an open mic at which performers of all stripes--musicians, comedians, poets--can come. It is mc'd by a musician named David Morreale, whose 'Missing Baltimore' song can be found in my 'LoisLife Baltimore Blogshow Player' at the top-right of this Blog (being one of my favorites).

Another of my favorite Blogshow musicians, Bobby Smith, is having a CD release party Thurs March 13th, 7-11 PM at Club 347. I call him my Blogshow 'theme song' musician actually, since his 'Full Moon in Baltimore song'--a very wacky, unique song--is first in my "LoisLife player," and meant to be listened to while reading my Blog.

My friend Woody's song 'Roses' is sandwiched between David's 'Missing Baltimore' and Bobby's 'Full Moon in Baltimore' in my LL Blog Player. 'Roses' will air tomorrow, March 1st, btwn 4-5 PM on WLOY (1620 AM or TV channel 50). You can stream the radio broadcast by clicking here.

The Charm City Roller Girls will be back at the 5th Regiment Armory on March 15th. Details can be found here. To see a recent WBAL TV spot on the CCRGs, go to the YouTube feature on the right-side of my Blog or click here. 'Blow-by-blow' Charm City Roller Girl action reports can be found at their Blog here.

Not sure who to "roll in" to the event with? The Charm City Social Club, a very new (and very cool) Baltimore social networking group (for singles & couples both) has organized a Meetup around it. Lots of great people in this group with lots of great events planned already. To sign up for the event & "roll in" with the CCSC, click here.

Copyright 2008 by Lois